Saturday Matinee - The Saturday Matinee

The great actor sat before his mirror as he transformed himself once again!!!!!
No one believed he could play the female lead on stage....no one believed he could make the audience believe it.....they were all proved wrong!!!!
He had become the character and he was so good that everyone forgot that he wasn't really a woman!!!!
He had studied women for years and he knew their mannerisms and movement so well....he immersed himself in femininity to prepare for the role!!!!
The audiences went wild....the critics loved him.....his reviews were all glowing, showering praise on him.....and everyone wondered how.....how could he understand the female mind so well....
He laughed it off when reporters asked him what was his secret....how could he possibly be so convincing as a woman on stage?
He never told them how long he took to prepare for each performance.....the hours he spent making himself into the character......and he certainly never told them his secret!!!!
He heard the knock on the door and he was ready.....the stagehand stepped in and smiled....
"Johnny.....you have that look in your eye.....what are you thinking?"
"Oh Baby, I've been thinking about you all day!!!"
"Really....and what were you thinking about?"
"I was thinking that you'd get down on your knees and bend over that stool and drop your panties!!!!"
"And why would I do that Johnny?"
"Because it'll make you feel like a real woman!!!!"
"I think I'd like that...."
"I know I will.....and I have a surprise for you for tonight's performance....."
"What would that be Johnny?"
"You just be a good girl now and you'll find out later!!!!"
"Oh Johnny!!!!"