It Says Here

"I don't know.....it says here on your license that you're a male....but a pretty little gal like you.....I just don't know...."
"Honestly Officer that's me.....normally I look a lot more like the picture...."
"Well I am really going to need some proof...."
"Okay I can prove I'm a man.....look here!!!!"
"Well shoot....I don't think that proves anything Ma'am....please step out of the car, put your hands on the roof and spread your legs...."
"I just want you to know that I....."
"What's that...."
"I have a big bottle of lube in the glove compartment...."
"Well Sissy.....isn't that a coincidence....so do I!!!!"