"A long time now...."
"Does anyone else know?"
"No....I haven't ever told anyone...."
"Till now..."
"I didn't expect you to come home early....I thought you were going out with Helen..."
"That wasn't working out so I came home....imagine my surprise when I found a pretty girl instead of my roommate...."
"You.....you think I'm pretty....really?"
"Really, I think you're just the prettiest girl I've seen today and I can prove it!"
"How.....how can you prove it?"
"Easy Baby....just give me your hand!!!!"
Oh, I'll give you a hand all right . . . but by the looks of that bulge, I may need both!
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