"Well you'll never have a better chance to try it....she'll be gone for hours....it's just you and me and I'll never tell....honestly...who could I tell?"
"But I'm just not sure...."
"Look I wasn't sure that first time either and now I love it!!!"
"But....that's you....you're a sissy...."
"That's right....I'm a sissy, not a man....so it's not even like it's gay....."
"Well maybe....."
"Look....it's just like sucking your thumb....only it's not yours....and it's not a thumb....and it's a penis...."
"Well OK....but it's just going to be this once...."
"Just relax and enjoy it....we have all afternoon.....I bet you can't eat just one!!!!"
.. and the video camera set up over there .. to make sure we get your first time caught on film so we can watch it over and over!
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