The Bench

"Hi....you must be new around here..."
"What makes you say that?"
"Well you're sitting on that bench....everyone here knows that bench is cursed....we even mounted a warning sign..."
"Where? I didn't see any warning sign???"
"It's a small plaque on the back....it's not very big and I guess it would be pretty easy to miss...."
"Why the hell didn't you put a goddamned billboard saying "Cursed Bench....Do Not Sit Here!!!""
"Well we didn't really think it would fit in with the rest of the park...and besides we all know not to sit there!!!!"
"So what now....why can't I get up?"
"Well according to the curse you have to stay there until a man comes and kisses you....that will release you!!!"
"A man....has to kiss me....tell me....am I pretty enough to get a man to kiss me?"
"Oh yes....Ummm....what's your name?"
"I don't remember....the only name that pops to mind is Wendy..."
Of course....Wendy....you're quite lovely....and you really shouldn't have too much trouble getting a man to kiss you but...."
"But what?"
"Well....no one in town is going to kiss you because they're all afraid of the curse....and as long as you're sitting there like that most men are just going to pass you by..."
"What should I do???"
"Well....tuck it back....cross your legs and offer to blow any man you see if he kisses you first....I got off the bench in an hour doing that...."
"What if I offered to blow them first and then ask for a kiss?"
"Oh dear....you've already been on the bench too long....those men are few and far between!!!!"
"Well I think I'll try it that way and see how it goes...."
"OK Wendy....say I'll tell you what....I'll kiss you after, if you blow me now!!!!"
"Really?"
"No, but you could blow me anyway....just for practice...."
"Oh thank you....you've been very helpful....what did you say your name was?"
"My name is Damien and I'm glad to meet you Wendy....very glad!!!!"