"Why did I make him into my maid....well I love him and I want to keep him....so I had to find some use for him!!!!"
"You mean he's not....useful in other ways...."
"Well if you mean what I think you mean....he's only about this big...."
"Surely you can't mean that....after all he's a grown man...."
"Believe me....when he comes out to freshen the drinks I'll have him pick up his skirts and show you if you'd like....
"Yes this is something I have to see to believe!!!!
"Well why wait then.....Kaaren!!!! Come out here and show my friends your shortcomings!!!"
What can you do....if it makes her happy then that's all that counts....
"Yes Ma'am.....I'll be there in a moment!!!"