"So what about it Kaaren....isn't it fantastic....variable speed with interchangeable rods....guaranteed satisfaction or your money back....we can finance....low interest and easy monthly payments...and it's available in all colors...."
"Oh god....oh yes....I love it....I want it...."
"Great so why don't we sit down and do some paperwork and this baby could be going home with you today!!!"
"I'm sorry....I'll have to ask my wife....she makes all the decisions for me...."
"Well I have to say I'm disappointed....I thought we had a deal....why don't you bring the wife in and we'll see what she thinks...."
"I guess I can try...."
"Great! Now if you don't mind I have some other customers to see...."
"Could I take another few minutes?"
"Sorry, I'm going to need my demo model for my next customer....Hello Ms. Bend, do you mind if I call you Sally?"